ACT I

SCENE I. Newcastle stadium .

Thunder and lightning. Enter three coaches
First coach
When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
Second coach
When the hurlyburly’s done,
When the games lost and won.
Third coach
That will be ere the set of sun.
First coach
Where the place?
Second coach
in the stadium man u vs Newcastle.
Third coach
There to meet with Macbeth (the captain).
First coach
I come, Graymalkin!
Second coach
Paddock calls.
Third coach

ALL
Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Hover through the crowed and filthy grog.
Exeunt

SCENE III. A camp near Forres.

A burger shop near Forres.
Thunder. Enter the three coaches.
First coach Where have you been, sister?  
Second coach eating kfc chicken.
Third coach Sister, where are you?
First coach A pilots wife had chestnuts in her lap,
And munch’d, and munch’d, and munch’d:–  5
‘Give me,’ quoth I:
she said nnnnnnnooooooooo
so i slapped her silly
 
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ALL The weird sisters, hand in hand,
Posters of the sea and land,
Thus do go about, about:  35
Thrice to thine and thrice to mine
And thrice again, to make up nine.
Peace! the charm’s wound up.
Enter MACBETH and BANQUO.
MACBETH So foul and fair a day I have not seen.
BANQUO How far is’t call’d to Forres? What are these  40
So wither’d and so wild in their attire,